A Witch Corrupts Children... Mwa ha ha ha!

I picked up this strange little hobby a few years ago when I got a full time job and was first introduced to the concept of a "staff training". Never before had I been asked to do such insane things like picturing my personality quirks as colors. Or being ordered to "role play" (Well, not outside a bedroom setting anyway.). Or being strapped against my will into a harness to participate in team building high ropes courses. That last one probably would have been more interesting if I hadn't discovered that 6ft. above sea level is my limit when it comes to climbing.

Authoring these little pieces of morbidity is what kept me going throughout the trainings.  Yet I've found that the therapy doesn't end with mind numbing coworker therapy. It's also great for vacations and waiting for food at restaurants. Granted, the hosts look at you a bit funny when you request to children's menus and crayons when you are not accompanied by children. Note to self: Have children.