Sunday, February 6, 2011

Ooh, Look! Bling!

Chocolate Month Giveaway!

I've been showing off my own bling so much that I figure it's time to spread the love a bit. :) Heathen over at Heathen's Hobbies makes some of the most gorgeous and creative gift tags that I've ever seen, and is graciously donating two Valentine's Day themed ones for Chocolate Month. Along with a bit of lovey-dovey mug goodness and a bar of cappuccino-toffee chocolate from the Seattle Chocolate Company, this is a great way to kick back and appreciate yourself this February. 

But if none of you love yourselves I'm sad for you but also happy that I would love myself enough to wrap everything up, tie on the gift tag, sign it to myself and then hide it. Then I would reveal it to myself on Valentine's Day and I would say, "Why for me? Oh, darling you shouldn't have!" Then I would unwrap it and kiss myself, leap into a bubble bath with my hot chocolate and say to myself, "Wow... You are a jerk! ...But a happy, warm, chocolate-filled jerk!"
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That being said, here are das rules:

Entries must be received by Sunday, February 13th
Winner announced by random draw on Monday, February 14th

For 1 point you can:
 - Leave a comment on this post with your favorite funny quote (I like to collect them.)
 - Follow me somehow (i.e. Google, Facebook, but NOT from within the shadows down the street. That gets you negative points and a restraining order! :))
 - Visit Heathen's Hobbies, tell Heathen a joke, and leave me the link in this post's comment's section
 - Become a follower of Heathen's Hobbies

For 2 points you can:
 - Blog about this giveaway on your site

14 comments:

Faerie Sage said...

I will happily leave a comment for a chance at chocolate!
Well here are some I remember since I love funny quotes to I'll try to remember to post some others for you later.

"If you are going to criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes"
-Anonymous

"It is always darkest before dawn
so if you are going to steal your neighbors newspaper that is the time to do it"
-Anonymous

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
-Anonymous

and Finally one from Mr H,

"Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted, always better to be in car!"

Faerie Sage said...

Not to bother but could you leave a link to Heathen's Hobbits? Googling it didn't get good results :)

Danni said...

I certainly love myself enough to try to win this giveaway! :)

Here is a quote that always makes me chuckle:
"ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!"
— Dr. Seuss (Horton Hears a Who!)

Danni said...

I follow you via google connect!

Danni said...

And, I follow Heathen's Hobbies as well. :)

Frenchy said...

Set It Free
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, It will always be yours. If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free….. You either married it or gave birth to it.

… Author unknown

LOL
isafrenchy@gmail.com

Frenchy said...

I am a follower ! Thanks for saying hi ! :)
Great giveaway ! Pick me :)

Frenchy said...

I am not sure what you meant by the link ?
http://heathenshobbies.blogspot.com/2011/01/valentines-and-giveaway.html

This is where i commented.

Frenchy said...

I am her follower and i have to say, she is very talented !!!!
isafrenchy@gmail.com

Faerie Sage said...

I am following Heathen's Hobbits!
Blessings

Faerie Sage said...

I follow you through google connect too!

Faerie Sage said...

Here is the link for my comment to Heathen's Hobbits! Hope it works
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6545157209822964786&postID=5422328525526940900&page=1&token=1297199544575
Blessings

Daffy said...

MMMMmmmmm chocolate :o) You've been to the pond so you KNOW chocolate is a staple in our house AND Lil Duck and I often battle over it. I usually let her win. She is irresistable that way.

I publically follow you AND I have a funny quote. It's probably only funny to me because it comes via my Lil Duck and I am biased. I shall remind you she is but barely 2 1/2...at Christmas while experiencing a visit from Santa he says to her "I really like your ponytail." to which she replies while patting her hair....'I know....its HOT!"

namaah said...

Howdy! Gotta love chocolate for V-Day...
My funny lil'comment comes from an email I got...got me laughing...but i have a sick and twisted sense of humor...anywho, I got this email from CVS and in it were offers to BOGO..normal V-day things like Sweets and Savory gifts...but it also had batteries and vitamins..uh..why would you want batteries or vitamins for V-day? I guess you need the vitamins for dexterity and batteries for your BOB friend on Valentines day. Hope that's not to racy ;)