Mom: We watched that movie Nanny Mcphee 2 last night. I fell asleep through most of it, but it was pretty good.
TBF: So how did they change the story line? I mean, in the last one she got prettier every time the kids learned a lesson and finally became beautiful in the end. So does she have a trainee or something in this one?
Mom: No, it's pretty much the same story but with a different family.
TBF: So, she just spends her whole life getting ugly and pretty? That's a pretty bad yo-yo diet.
Mom: Well, but it's better than a yo-yo diet because she gets to have that feeling of accomplishment over and over when she gets good looking again.
TBF: But that's terrible! She's butt ugly for weeks on end and then stays beautiful for, what? A week? That's not a blessing, that's her period! ...But opposite!
So there you have it Internet. Chew on that for a bit. Nanny Mcphee has the worst period ever. And now, Chad Vader.